Alright, my jolly readers, let's dive into this juicy topic: healthcare as a universal right. Now, imagine a world where you don't have to sell an arm and a leg to fix, well, an arm and a leg! Hilarious, isn't it? But seriously, universal healthcare means everyone has equal access to medical services, making us an unstoppable, healthy bunch. Plus, it could lead to a healthier economy, as healthy folks are more productive. So, let's rally for universal healthcare, folks! It's the medicine for a sick society!